The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Bruno gets a yellow card in the last few minutes and now misses the game against us.

He's off on Holiday 

He’s a snide little c**t, an embarrassment

He’s a snide little c**t, an embarrassment

Sure fkn is mate.

Hate the little pr**k!

Sure fkn is mate.

Hate the little pr**k!

Don’t get as bad as the cockney mate. 🤦‍♂️

Bruno gets a yellow card in the last few minutes and now misses the game against us.

He's off on Holiday 

Probably my most hated Premiership player alongside richarlison, gobshites the pair of them 

Probably my most hated Premiership player alongside richarlison, gobshites the pair of them 

Add in Kyle Walker and you have a trio of the most punchable players in the league. 

To be sincerely honest in my humble opinion without being sentimental of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view and without hiding any thoughts in my mind and without lies, to the actual truth with my clear open mind and clean heart expressing what ever embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't just say because I was nervous, But today, by gathering all the courage and motivation, I just want to say that I actually feel and think that I have absolutely nothing to say my honorable readers.

Probably my most hated Premiership player alongside richarlison, gobshites the pair of them 

Add in Kyle Walker and you have a trio of the most punchable players in the league. 

Can't believe you two forgot to mention that Rat, Silva at Man City....wanna punch him right between the eyes, that little pr**k!

To be sincerely honest in my humble opinion without being sentimental of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view and without hiding any thoughts in my mind and without lies, to the actual truth with my clear open mind and clean heart expressing what ever embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't just say because I was nervous, But today, by gathering all the courage and motivation, I just want to say that I actually feel and think that I have absolutely nothing to say my honorable readers.

Hurt my head reading that

Can't believe you two forgot to mention that Rat, Silva at Man City....wanna punch him right between the eyes, that little pr**k!

You also forgot to mention the whole of the Liverpool squad. 

So MancUnited (who lost at home 0:3) against Bayern (who lost in Frankfurt 5:1) tonight...
Normally I would not care, but this game can get quite interesting or funny or weird - I think I will watch 

This is what's being served up for the VIP experience at Old Toilet today as they host one of the best teams in Europe  just £450 apparently...



Looks like summat I whip up when I'm scraping by waiting for my next pay slip 

This is what's being served up for the VIP experience at Old Toilet today as they host one of the best teams in Europe  just £450 apparently...



Looks like summat I whip up when I'm scraping by waiting for my next pay slip 

Might sell this idea to channel 4

Gordon Ramsay's Football Kitchen Nightmares

Might sell this idea to channel 4

Gordon Ramsay's Football Kitchen Nightmares

I'd watch 

Honestly though, I've had more appealing things leave my arse the day after a match day kebab.

This is what's being served up for the VIP experience at Old Toilet today as they host one of the best teams in Europe  just £450 apparently...



Looks like summat I whip up when I'm scraping by waiting for my next pay slip 

This looks like a £4.50 meal! There must surely be a legend appearance in perhaps a Q&A with Taibi?

Don’t let the opportunity slip!

Harry Maguire shitting out the game on Sunday!!

Harry Maguire shitting out the game on Sunday!!

They're all bricking it 

They're all bricking it 

Luke Shaw injured now.

4 points from a group including Copenhagen and Galatasaray... decent clubs but come on...

4 points from a group including Copenhagen and Galatasaray... decent clubs but come on...

One of the worst teams in Europe, an embarrassment to English football

Varane being rested for Sunday

How these showers of sh*te got into UCL and we didn't.

One of the worst teams in Europe, an embarrassment to English football

How these showers of sh*te got into UCL and we didn't.

Literally a waste of a spot.

There back…….oh wait a minute…